Craig's List

As Valentines Day rapidly approaches, I wanted to bring Craig's List's "missed connections" to your attention.

Let the excerpts speak for themselves:

I saw you from across the room but I couldn't muster up the nerve to talk to you, occasionally we were in the same vicinity but mostly I kept next to my friend. You looked absolutely gorgeous in your little mini skirt and white top. I'm sorry if I gawked at all, if you get this, please contact me with further information.

Seriously, the coffee tastes bitter like it was burned. That's why I usually get a hot chocolate. I stop in a couple times a week to have a drink with my curly-haired friend. She likes those frozen drinks. What I really want to order is dinner with the pretty, tall, blond girl, but you're not on the menu. If I ask, would you go to dinner with me?

You and your friend left the hookah place while I was walking by and I came and stopped you asking for directions to the medical library and your friend gave me directions and you asked me if I needed to write it down and I said no I can memorize it. My head was buzzed, I was wearing a white hoody and shades. I just wanted to let you know you have the most amazing smile and I would like to see you again. I know you'll never read this but, you made my day with that smile on your face after being lost for 2 hours.

You helped me pick out a green sweater tonight. It was a total impulse buy and you helped me find a shirt to go with it. You were so nice and very cute. I asked your name after I was done paying and you wrote it on my receipt. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that you'll find this message and respond back to me because I'd like to get to know you more. I'm sure you'll remember me because it was a chore to find a shirt...do you remember what color we selected?

You had bleached blond hair with a hot pink stripe, and were buying big bags of flour. I promise I don't normally dress like a total slob but wasn't expecting to see anyone as cute as you in the grocery store on Saturday night. Can we swap recipes over coffee some time?